I thought I’d get you with my gimmick
Dreamed that I could be your hero
If I could woo you with a lyric
I wouldn’t feel like such a zero
So I called upon all my talent just to try to win your heart
But now that I’ve got your attention
Well it’s tearing me apart
‘Cause all I got here is the
Dumbest song I ever wrote
I’ll try to sing it note for note
The dumbest song I ever wrote
But I wrote it all for you
You know it’s not the greatest feeling
I keep delivering my rhyme
But you keep staring at the ceiling
You keep on looking at the time
We’re near the end of the second verse
I know I’m just not getting through
There’s gotta be an easier way of saying “I love you”
Yeah, but I’ve only got
The dumbest song I ever wrote
Don’t it bring the bile up to your throat
The dumbest song I ever wrote
But I wrote it all…
Why oh why
Why did I write the bridge so high?
Could it be another sign that you never will be mine?
You never will be mine and I blame the
Dumbest song I ever wrote
I tried to sing it note for note
The dumbest song I ever wrote
But I wrote it all…I wrote the
Dumbest song I ever wrote
And too late now I missed the boat
The dumbest song I ever wrote
But I wrote it all for you
And it’s the best that I can do
And now my song is through